Oh Nooooooo….STD!

Oh Nooooooo….STD!

Bloggers beware! STD is spreading like wild fire in the blogging world, transmitted through fellow bloggers. I came across STD just the other day while visiting Jessica’s blog, Finding One’s Way and I thought, “Oh God! STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?” Before I knew it STD was passed on to me by the same Jessica, yes none other than sexy lady, Jessica Brant.

I squirmed in my seat. “ME and STD? I am not itching like Alejandro Guzman! What the f****K! I have been so careful so how come? Anyway before my other blogger friends start wondering I need to pass this on to others, STD (Sexy and Talented Diploma) a contagious disease that has its origin in Adventures In Estrogen by Lady Estrogen . Thank you for this unique honor, Jessica and Stephanie for starting it.

Now comes the responsibility part. Below are the rules that we contagious lot need to adhere to.

1. Make up ONE totally ridiculous story about yourself that is a complete rip-off from a movie. It can be as long or short as you want; clean or crass as you want.

2. Pass it on to whomever you feel is deserving of this STD – or accept it and keep it for yourself; it’s your blog – it’s your choice.

3. If you choose to accept this STD, please link your acceptance post back to Adventures in Estrogenand to the person who gave you your STD (in your case it would be Journey)

You get the point?
You can choose to keep your STD for yourself. Yet if you choose to pass your STD around do it fervently and don’t forget to back link

4. Use the acronym “STD” as much as possible within you post (send SEO’s into a tale spin) I have used it 12x’s within this post.

My passionate tale:

A faint breeze moves the curtains of my bedroom. A silvery light filters through the open window. I sense his presence near me. Something deep within me stirs. I am excited and breathless. I keep my eyes closed and let my senses take over. His warm breath on my neck incites the fiery passion in me but I wait. I want to feel every touch of his before letting the floods of my passion drown me. I can feel his intense desire too. I groan in pleasure as I feel his tongue exploring my taut body. Oh god is this another dream or is he for real? I cannot hold on any longer, I can feel his breath near my mouth. I have to open my eyes; I have to see this Adonis, this gorgeous hunk that is creating this havoc in me. I want to be engulfed in his strong arms…I want to kiss him long and hard. I open my dreamy eyes… and there before me is these adorable pair of black eyes looking at me and about to slobber me with his tongue on my lips. Oh noooo…. But then again thank god it is only my 2 year old baby, my loyal Boxer, Bruno, no way STD can touch me!!!

Note: Men please don’t rush to take a cold shower!!!!

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There my bloggers friends you have got the bug too so go forth and spread it!!!